Fraternal Association of Gambling Gentlemen and Yacht Degenerates for July 09, 2021


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  1. It’s pretty fucking that wild when light enters our eyes, the image of what we’re looking at is flipped and our brain is like, na dog I got you, and flips the image back to normal

  2. Went out for a run and a girl either looked like she was panicked that I was coming 4mph down the sidewalk or she recognized me and was yelling at me. Either way I didn’t want to stop

  3. If I were Daddy Elon I would pull the biggest ‘Fuck you’ in human history and randomly livestream myself everywhere on a secret launch to space Saturday night at midnight. Like, start the stream 60 seconds to launch.

    If I died Branson and Bezos would both puss out, and the rest of the earthbound folk would lose their fucking minds. If I made it back you’d get the same result and I’d be a legend.

    This is why I’m not allowed to be a billionaire.

  4. I remember it was cold that morning. The sun had risen and was creeping beams of gold through the leaves all colored in shades of fall. A squirrel rustled through leaves on the ground as it scurried through the yard.

    Perhaps its a bit early to be drinking I thought to myself as I sipped another taste of bourbon. The warmth of the alcohol bringing comfort in the chilly solitude. Wet tears streamed down my face as I barely could contain my emotions any longer.

    “How would I ever tell my wife what happened?” I thought to myself staring out into the serene pasture.

    Just then my wife burst out. There was worry on her face like I hadn’t seen in ages. Maybe she knew.

    “Honey I saw the news about the stock market crash. People are losing everything… are we ok?”

    I hesitated to tell her for a second wanting to choose my words carefully.

    “Yes honey don’t worry I was able to get out of its way. We have a dip to buy!” I said a smile stretching across my face like a car salesman.

    My wife saw my discomfort but left it at that as she went inside to finish breakfast. I couldn’t tell her the truth as much as I wanted to. That I took out another mortage on the home to play options. What I had truly done with our money.

    A light sob escaped my lungs and I reached to finish my glass of bourbon. Today was worth feeling numb for. I had avoided it until now, but I believe it was finally time.

    Time to close my puts.

  5. Imagine your dick getting precum just from standing in close proximity to a girl in a black little dress, smelling her cocoa lotion, and giving her a hug.


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